This is pif, a website dedicated to helping make the lives of osu!'s GMT slightly easier.
Here's a bit of wisdom from one of them:

Albiontheterrible existing as a consequence of Albionthegreat also implies that there exists Albionthemediocre. Not only that, it also implies the existence of an infinite interval of possible Albions. Congratulations, you just created a recursion hell, are you happy?
—LeoFLT, 2024

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